Upperthong Village

2017 – New Years Celebration – Midnight in Madagascar

November 16, 2017 by Juetron | 0 comments

Come and celebrate the New Year at the Upperthong Village Hall. We are hosting a New Year’s Eve party with a difference. Rather than celebrate the New Year at midnight – UK time, we’ll be celebrating the New Year at midnight – Madagascar time !!!

So you can enjoy the event with your children and will get them into be for a ‘semi’ reasonable bed time. We’ll be having party games, hot dogs, sweets, music etc. The bar will be open so the adults can start their own celebrations early.

£2.50 each for the event of the year.

 Be quick. Last year we had 120 attend this event with 110 people on standby. We could’ve filled the Village Hall twice !!!!

Upperthong Village Hall Laugh-a-Thong 6

May 3, 2017 by Juetron | 0 comments

On Friday 5th May Comedy returns to Upperthong Village Hall (UVH) for the sixth Laugh-A-Thong and, once again, we have secured another four fantastic acts, three of them performing in Upperthong for the very first time.

Our compere for the evening is a familiar face Pete Otway. He went down a storm @ the UVH when he supported Justin in January. He will introduce three great professional stand-up comedians.

Headlining the show will be Newcastle’s Gavin Webster. He is now best known to the world for his portrayal of ‘Joe’ in Ken Loach’s 2016 BAFTA winning film I, Daniel Blake. Gavin is also a vastly experienced comedian famed and respected by his peers for his uncompromising and unusual approach, hard edged routines, quick-fire pastiche pieces, moronic jokes and sardonic songs. Gavin’s contributions to stand up over the last twenty years were recognised when he was voted Best Live Stand Up by fellow comedians and promoters in the 2014 UK Comedy Awards and we’re looking forward to his Upperthong debut.

He will be ably supported by Musical comedian Mitch Benn (a star of Radio 4) & Bolton’s aspiring comedian Chris Kehoe.

Further details of the acts can be found on www.iwantacomedynight.com/upperthong-comedy-night

The tickets are now on sale for £12.50 from the email/phone number below (postal delivery is available). We have also been dragged screaming into the new millennium. Online tickets are available from www.wegottickets.com/event/399333. Payment can also be made by Paypal to the email address below.

Capacity is limited to a 100 & strictly on a first come, first served basis. The previous 3 Laugh-a-Thongs have all sold out so it is strongly recommended that you secure your tickets asap.

Doors open at 6.30pm before the show starts at around 8pm

This will be a fantastic event, we hope you can join us. Come and have a great night & help raise funds to support the village hall.

Upperthong Village Hall Committee is Always Recruiting

October 20, 2015 by Juetron | 0 comments

The Upperthong Village Hall is a special place where many of us come together to celebrate birthday parties, christenings, comedy nights, pantos, discos, bands and a plethora of local groups  (Brownies, Yoga, Art….)

The Village Hall needs a fresh intake of committee members or we face the likely reality of not having a thriving village hall at the heart of our community.

Just like our homes, the Village Hall costs money to stay open. Heating, insurance, maintenance and other bills need to be paid. The Village Hall committee organise events to raise money to keep the hall open.

We also organise the Upperthong Big Thong Ender mainly to bring the community together to celebrate the wonderful place in which we live. Surprisingly, it doesn’t make a great deal of money !!!.

Unfortunately, we have had to cancel the traditional Sunday activities (aka the Gala) for 2016 as we do not have enough helpers to organise the event, man the many stalls and do the other 101  jobs that are required.

We had a successful recruitment drive 3 years ago. But for a variety of personal and family reasons (and with heavy hearts) a few committee members have had to move on.

Our regular monthly meetings are informal and lighthearted. We are certainly not dullards, we like a laugh and have one.

Interested?? Come along to a regular meeting

The more people who volunteer and help the less we all have to do. Please support your community and give a little back by joining the Village Hall committee.

Upperthong Village Hall
Needs helpers, large or small.

Without help nowt will occur,
The hall too could be gone in a year.

Sorry there’s no gala next year,
Too few hands to organise the beer.

If more Upperthong folk could provide a hand,
You may again hear the gala band.

Upperthong Village could lose its hall,
Painful like Jagger splitting with Jerry Hall.

Life without a hall at the heart,
Means no home for the brownies for a start.

No place to party, see a pantomime,
No Christmas Carols, no bell will chime.

No place for UNDO to vent their dismay,
No place for toddlers to come, meet and play.

If only locals could give some time,
Our village hall would be fine.

Just some more hands to keep it for years.
Our meetings are fun as we drink a few beers.

Come and join us at our AGM,
Or the hall could close and never open again.

2015 – Welly Wanging World Championship – Results

June 29, 2015 by Juetron | 0 comments

What a cracker of a World Championships we had this year!! The weather didn’t let us down again either with very high winds threatening to destory all gazebos and gala tents. The wind made early throwing technically challenging as you had to throw the welly into the wind in the hope/expectation that it would be blown into the legal landing area!!

It’s usually the mens category that heats up to a highly competitive dual between the strongest two blokes. But, every category was fiercely fought right down to the  last welly throw.

U14 Girls – Bethany Casson

The U14 girls furthest throw slowly marched backwards for the first few hours.  Until Elise Sayers threw a huge throw that looked like a sure winner. Not  content, she had a further few go’s and managed to inch out even more distance.  Then the current U14 Girls World Champion had a go and took the lead by a small  margin. That started a tit for tat ‘throw off’ that ultimately saw Bethany Casson retain the title by a short boot length throwing the welly 27.50m.  Sparks were flying by the end !!

Beth in action.

U14 Boys – Charles Morley

The U15 boys competition got off to a relatively slow start until the current  U14 World Champ, Joe Mitchell casually threw a monster throw that looked  completely unbeatable. It stayed the longest throw until the last hour when  cheered on by his family, Charles Morley knocked out a wang that even surpassed  the furthest ladies throw. Joe tried his hardest to take the lead but just couldn’t quite match the arm of Charles who managed a distance of 30.70m.

Ladies – Anne Mitchell

Unusually, the opening throw for the ladies competition was impressive – proving again that technique counts for more than the blunt force 5’3” and 7.5 stones of muscle can generate. The throw stood well into the late afternoon as all comers fell short of the mark. It was only when the 2012 and 2013 Ladies World Champions had a go that the distance was bettered. They traded shots until Annie Mitchell put down a belter to reach 28.20m to take the 2015 title.

Mens – Adam Taylor

It was certainly a demonstration of male testosterone as bloke after bloke stepped up to challenge the furthest throw of the day. Time after time, the mens marker moved backwards bit by bit, inch by inch. We saw a number of widely different techniques including a brand new ‘baseball’ swing that worked brilliantly if the welly caught the wind at the right time and angle. We also had a spectacular ‘helicopter’ throw that was surprisingly accurate and powerful. But it was the straight talking, no messing over arm throw from Adam Taylor that absolutely smashed the competition. He is seemingly unstoppable at Welly Wanging with no-one really coming close to beating his final and furthest throw of the day of a massive 43.50m. That’s 3 times on the trot for Adam now !!

Adam Taylor smashing out the big one. Look at those eyes !!!

Lifetime Award – Tim Nield

For dominating over the years, Tim Nield was awarded a Lifetime Acheivement award for his Welly Wanging work.

Tim Nield

 

Massive thanks to our title sponsor for 2015, Wynsors World of Shoes, who helped to make this year the biggest and best competition so far. The trophies, especially, were an awesome touch. We even had representatives of Wynsors here on the day wanging wellies with the best of them !!

 

Team Wynsors

 

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2015 Welly Wanging World Championships